I swear I watch this about 10 times a month. My dream is to be Ciara. Always.

07-30 / 3:50 / 1 note

(Source: naomigokce, via chrmdpoet)

07-30 / 2:12 / 5,924 notes

Nothing has ever been more relevant.

(via cutesecrets)

07-30 / 1:47 / 9,938 notes

swen-snow:

swens-tinker-fairy:

swen-snow:

swens-tinker-fairy:

swen-snow:

I met this creature today. *Squeeee* 

The hell kinda fairy is that?!

Oops. Never mind. Charming dressed baby Neal up in this costume. He let me play with it and talk to it for three hours before he told me.

That’s…vaguely disturbing. Why…?

I heard something about “Regina will love this” through his laughter.

07-29 / 17:05 / 9 notes

(Source: ungirthing, via punkosaurus)

07-29 / 3:02 / 145,000 notes

When you’re pretending to be sober walking past a cop when you’re wasted.

partyrehab:

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(via punkosaurus)

07-29 / 2:57 / 14,617 notes

"There are a hundred things she has tried to chase away the things she won’t remember and that she can’t even let herself think about because that’s when the birds scream and the worms crawl and somewhere in her mind it’s always raining a slow and endless drizzle.

You will hear that she has left the country, that there was a gift she wanted you to have, but it is lost before it reaches you. Late one night the telephone will sign, and a voice that might be hers will say something that you cannot interpret before the connection crackles and is broken.

Several years later, from a taxi, you will see someone in a doorway who looks like her, but she will be gone by the time you persuade the driver to stop. You will never see her again.

Whenever it rains you will think of her. “

Neil Gaiman (via punkosaurus)

07-29 / 2:55 / 1 note

punkosaurus:

My own personal thinspo. This was me a little over two years ago. Trying my damndest to get it back!

See? This is why I shouldn’t be going into my archives. I need this body back. Kthx. Also— DON’T LAY OUT IN THE SUN! Seriously. Besides this being a photo of me being fit, it’s also a photo of me being stupid. The result? Surgery for melanoma a few months ago. SUNSCREEN, bitches. For real.

07-29 / 2:39 / 4 notes

sales-aholic:

sales-aholic:

From now until July 31st, 2014 at 10am pst, you can download The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection for FREE. Normally, the entire Sims 2 collection would cost you up to $200+. This is valid for Windows only (Not compatible with Macs). More details can be found from the EA website. Here’s how to get your free Sims 2 game: 

  1. Download and install Origin
  2. Not an Origin member? Create a free Origin Account to get in the game.
  3. Launch Origin and log into your Origin Account.
  4. From the ‘Games’ tab in the Origin menu, select ‘Redeem Product Code’ and enter the code I-LOVE-THE-SIMS. Be sure to download before the promo code expires on July 31st at 10am pst
For more:  DealsFreebiesSweepstakes

This freebie ends in about 2 days! Happy savings :)

Actually just did this and it works. Suhweet. I’ve never played Sims.

07-29 / 2:12 / 1,725 notes

People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that’s what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life.

A true soul mate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. But to live with a soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful. Soul mates, they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you, and then leave.

A soul mates purpose is to shake you up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart open so new light can get in, make you so desperate and out of control that you have to transform your life…

Elizabeth Gilbert (Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman’s Search for Everything Across Italy, India and Indonesia) (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)

07-29 / 1:50 / 5,176 notes

ouchquitit:

amyhartofeyyyy:

Whither thou goest, I will go

Whither thou lodgest, I will lodge

Thy people shall be my people

Who thinks they ever had sex?

07-29 / 1:33 / 3,223 notes

Guys. My tumblr is four years old today!

I just happened to start wondering about how long I’ve had it. Lo and behold, my first post was on July 29, 2010. What sorcery is this?

07-29 / 1:27 / 1 note
Anonymous asked: 1-6 。◕ ‿ ◕。

1.Kissed a girl?

Yep.


2.Kissed a boy?

Yep.


3.Had sex in public?

I have not.


4.What’s your religion?

I’m an atheist.


5.What does your URL mean?

There was a girl in my high school art class who used to call everyone “punkosaurus” or “jerkosaurus.” I believe, at the time, jerkosaurus wasn’t available.


6.Reason you joined tumblr?

I joined tumblr because everyone else was, honestly. lol

07-29 / 1:24
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